Saturday, July 17, 2010

A Fake Hottie Named Clint Was A Bot

Go figure. I was in uncharted waters.  Being the horny idiot I was, I engaged in conversation with somebody I met on Craigslist.  After an hour or so of back and forth conversation and photo swapping, we decided mutually that we wanted to meet... but the next day instead. We were both pretty eager.  As such, I emailed the next day this hot jock named Clint.... to plan our potentially platonic, potentially more.. rendezvous.  His email bounced back.  No more Hot Clint.

It is obviously much better this way, for I was half-hoping that this would not work out... was a bad, potentially dangerous, impulsive idea.

But back to Clint. So what happened to the guy? My theory: I was engaged in conversation with a bot.  He did misspell words, and I also thought that it was a little odd that he had never been to this big city, despite living in a college town not too far away.  Bots are used my internet marketers to do automated tasks, and sometimes, pose as real people, in order to get information from people.  Bots are all over the place, supposedly, on chat rooms and CL hookup sites as a way to harvest email addresses.... or plant cookies for pornography advertisements.

Or, maybe Clint was for real, but decided to erase his tracks by deleting his secondary email account that he uses primarily for his online secret life? He chickened out maybe? Who knows. I have see it all. Nothing will beat the time that I had date set up with a guy, and he did not show up at the restaurant.... he did this 2 weeks in a row too!  Was he a Bot too? Have I been chasing fake guys? LOL.

God. The gay adventures are surely to continue.... Just let me keep up my sense of humor to prevent insanity.

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